Summer Pants

I’ve been trying to fit into this pair of summer pants for about three summers now, and since I noticed that I have lost a bit of weight, due to the aforementioned weight loss techniques, I figured I would try them on again today. I wasn’t actually trying to lose weight, it just happened that for a few days in a row I had to wait a long time between meals, and I got a headache and then I got the nice tingly brain feeling when I would finally eat, and then by that time I wasn’t even really in the mood to eat, so I would eat less than I normally would and I realized that I wasn’t fainting or dizzy and didn’t have stomach cramps due to not eating, so I let it happen again, and then a few days later I realized that my face looked thinner. Anyway, I can now zip up that pair of summer pants without fear of breaking the zipper, and I am almost able to wear them in public, but the thighs are still too tight, so they look ridiculous, and I don’t think I could sit in them. I tried on some other summer pants as well, and they also sort of fit, but my thighs are also too big for these pants, and waist is tight as well. I was able to start wearing one other pair of pants of though, these are just normal pants that I’ve not been able to button up for a while, not summer pants. So now I have three pairs of pants that fit. I had to buy one of those pairs recently though, so maybe that one shouldn’t count, and my favorite pair is falling apart and almost beyond repair, so it has to be retired soon, and I can’t wear them that often, so maybe that one shouldn’t count either. So I have one pair of pants that fits.

I have several pairs of pants that fit on an empty stomach, but once I consume a meal I have to change pants. That’s what I had to do today at lunch time. Actually, I just took them off even before I started eating so I could be more comfortable. It’s no fun to eat when your abdomen is constricted.