Patty & Selma

Grampa: (to Selma) Hello Marge… (to Patty) Hello Marge.
Patty: Meh. How come no Chippendale Dancers ever come in to renew their licenses?
Selma: They carpool. That’s the problem.

How to tell Patty and Selma apart:

1. Selma’s hair is parted in the middle, Patty doesn’t have a part.
2. Patty wears a turquoise necklace and triangle earrings, Selma wears round orange jewelry.

I just learned that today.