Dear 30 Rock,

I love you again.

My favorite line, currently, from last night,

JACK: Jonathan, why don’t you put on MORE of that cologne?

It’s all in the delivery. Alec Baldwin is awesome. Another favorite:

JACK: Save it for your iVillage blog, Lemon.

I also enjoyed the fake newspaper article, which I transcribed:

Subway Hero Has A “Field” Day

By Kay Cannon

New York City’s Dennis Duffy a.k.a. “The Subway Hero” was out and about last night with left-wing commie and “Brothers & Sisters” star, Sally Field. Seated privately at a small table near the bathrooms of a legendary Big Apple eatery. Sources tell us that the duo couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Our local hero nibbled on appe-teasers and Jack Daniel’s fried steak sticks. The Academy Award winner decided to forgo dinner in lieu of Pinot Grigio and three orders of Tiramisu.

Field, looking thinner than usual and apparently content with the aging process, was dressed down in a simple plaid-patterned dress and heels, while Mr. Duffy proudly put his fan loyalty on display by sporting an Islanders jersey and a pair of ‘vintage’ unwashed jeans.

At some point in the night, Duffy was overheard telling Ms. Fields, “Napkins are for dummies, that’s why we wear undershirts” and then complaining to waitstaff that he’d seen a rat. A tipsy ‘Norma Rae’ kept the atmosphere light by chatting away as if in the middle of one of her long-winded award speeches.

It is still unclear how the Subway Hero met the veteren actress, but some say this isn’t the last time the two will be seen together. An insider stated, “it seemed like he liked her. He really, really liked her.”

Much to their chagrin, two tables over, tipping the scales was Val Kilmer in the middle of an inspirational nighcap with Jenny Craig spokeswoman, Valerie Bertinelli.